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Plastic Ghost Bride

Got to hate those photo-bombing plastic ghost brides!

  1. Kristian says:

    This would actually be a pretty nice photo if everything about it was different.


  2. Steve says:

    Wait… is that the cake topper where the bride is dragging the groom …. cause nothing says classy like…


    • simoncookerussell says:

      Art imitating life in that relationship most likely.


    • Grackle says:

      I’m always confused by cake toppers that imply that one member of the couple actually really hates the other one.


    • dorkeemn says:

      Stick to the photo. I don’t care for that topper either, but it is a very popular one with couples today for some reason.


  3. Alex says:

    ghosty creepy!


  4. Gina says:

    Tim Burton would like it.


  5. Angela says:

    You get what you pay for!


  6. says:

    That’s actually pretty fucking horrifying. Just my $0.02.


  7. heather says:

    the ghost of his previous wife plasticfied rather than mummified? shes fantastic…made of plastic…


  8. Thom Thom says:

    Caption is pretty amazing.


  9. sean says:

    well that aint creepy at all….


  10. Tami K says:

    The ghosty image is pretty unclassy for what seemed like should have been a rather traditional type photo.
    The groom seems tall and slender while the bride is quite curvy. Him standing on the top step makes him look even taller and her much shorter and more round than she probably is. SHe is a lovely bride and should be posed to show her lovely dress in a more flattering manner

    The photo was too much about everything else and not enough about them, except it is centered so nicely heh


  11. Pelham says:

    The first three words that I said upon seeing this were, ‘What?’ (seeing caketopper bride) “What?!’ (realizing weird shit behind her is the groom being dragged) and finally “WHAT!!’ (upon seeing that the real bride is being made to look even shorter and chunkier (sorry, PC peeps, just sayin like I see it) than she already is.

    So lemme get this straight: she is clearly a domineering bitch above all else cause evidence of that is posted on some Joe(lle?) IgnorantSchlub Photography Farcebook page. *eyeroll*

    Gawd almighty. Gawd, please save thems that’s about to be married from the $500 (or less) /8hr wedding fauxtog. Please!!!!


  12. dorkeemn says:

    bad cake topper aside – I’ve done weddings where they used the same topper – unfortunately the couple never checks with the photographer about the choice of cake toppers.

    It doesn’t matter to me as the photographer who is in charge in the relationship – and it doesn’t impact this image, the job of the photographer is to make them look good and this image fails.

    The posing is awkward – since he is already taller than her and then you throw in an overlay of the bad topper – bad idea.


  13. spike says:

    Yep, the cake topper is an unfortunate but popular choice. I hear there’s also a “daddy with shotgun” topper out there if the intent is to have the wedding fly in the face of convention and decency) ..but I digress.

    IF I didn’t know better I would think that the photographer here was actually taking some kind of cheap dig at the clients by taking pictures that actually appear to mock the clients’ choices and the clients themselves.


  14. Cherry7Up says:

    Dear Fauxtogs,

    Tacky composites… stop it!



  15. AA says:

    It reminds me on David Lynch


  16. sp says:



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