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Hm, it’s too bad that you can’t spell or take good photos!

14 Comments
  1. Susan says:

    That’s just funny!

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  2. monolith says:

    When I’m looking for subpar image capture coupled with today’s who-gives-a-shit professionalism, now I know where to go!

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  3. nine says:

    ohqcrap, thqis is jqust whqat my pqortfolio nqeeds! a cqrappy sqhot!!

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  4. Kim says:

    I don’t know why these fauxtographers even bother watermarking their images. Who would steal crap images?

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  5. me says:

    is it really spelled that way. hell all this time i though i was drunk

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  6. to be honest my logo was mispelled for a few days. the designer that made it made a typo and my dumb ass didnt look too deep at it and i missed it. two letters were swapped so my mind still made it look right… BUT i removed all photos with that logo and re uploaded them with the revised logo…

    i dont get what these fauxtogs do to make the photos look so compressed and flat… its a good angle but its just missing something…

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    • Rosie says:

      I think having the subject’s feet included in the picture would be a good start to fix that missing “something”. :-)

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    • Rachel says:

      Hey!
      We’re twinsies!
      My graphic designer misspelled portrait! I didn’t notice either and my friend let me know a week after using it. (Fortunately I was able to cancel my order of 1000 business cards!)

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  7. Artie Fufkin says:

    cheers for noticing the typo

    I figure it takes at least 2 seconds after once looks at a photograph to look for and correctly read the watermark ( including proofreading for typos)

    I could only muster 0.047 seconds looking at this shite photo before I turned away to vomit. clearly well short of the time required for this analysis

    kudos

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  8. NickE says:

    Time to break out the sunglasses.

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  9. spike says:

    Okay..what is that going on near the girl’s shoulders where her hair touches her shirt? Is that the telltale sign of selective-colour or does she have some kind of condition…or maybe a bird pooed on her?

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    • Lisa says:

      I think there are little blue lace panels there in her shirt actually…

      Is that purple fringing I see or just a bizarre way the yellow is reflecting the blue for some reason? ~shudders~

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    • Elizabeth says:

      Yeah, I think that’s just the way the shirt is, although I think selective coloring the entire photo might just catch on! Oh…wait…

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  10. Elizabeth says:

    I know! Lets make her teeth the same color as the background! Yum!

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