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Pancake Bikini Sausage Belt

Breakfast in bed?… You’re doing it wrong!

43 Comments
  1. jim says:

    OMG! this is just about the dumbest thing i have seen.

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  2. Andy says:

    ummmmm………..

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  3. Emily says:

    all that comes to mind is WHY ????

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  4. nine says:

    Breakfast is now the most absurd meal of the day… what the heck would this be for?uhmmmm… a strip club/Denny’s combo?

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  5. nine says:

    Gentlemen, welcome to the stage Mmmmufffins!!!!! – she’ll flap jack you into a frenzied breakfast sausage oblivion – put your hands together for Mmmmuffins!!!!” ugh. … i just barfed a little.

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  6. CJ says:

    Breakfast is now ruined.

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  7. Bismuth says:

    Food photography gone seriously wrong…. or then again, maybe she is possessed by some sort of food demon, angle of shot makes it look like she’s stuck to the ceiling!

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  8. Geekcr says:

    Oh god why

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  9. Don says:

    First things first. Those pancakes are undercooked.

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  10. Hideous

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  11. K says:

    Oh God my eyes are bleeding……..

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  12. no one special says:

    So many NSFW puns available. But first, nice job cutting off half of her elbow. Is this picture upside down? angles seem off.

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  13. Angela says:

    I will never eat breakfast meat again.

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  14. Kenny says:

    Getting a little tired of the NSFW photos. There have got to be so many more photos that could be posted. Yes the photo is bad no doubt.

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  15. Did anyone else see the blueberry in her bellybutton?

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  16. robbifelldown says:

    Good thing she’s lying on a gigantic paper towel!

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  17. spike says:

    Thank all the gods that she isn’t sporting a full English fry-up.

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  18. TollToll says:

    I find this HILARIOUS.

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  19. OMG, it can’t bu true …

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  20. Egglington says:

    I have seen some similar concepts to this shot well and creatively executed. I like the photographers desire to explore the ideas here, but I don’t think it’s quite there yet. The lighting needs to be improved as well as white balance, and perhaps some other food time items to explore – perhaps some better styling as well.

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  21. Bex says:

    I’ve heard of someone having pancake boobs before but..

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  22. Carrie says:

    breakfast boudoir!

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  23. ... says:

    That is not even a little bit sexy…

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  24. Mel says:

    The left side is smiling…….

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  25. Ernie says:

    It takes a lot to be able to turn people off of bacon….

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  26. Jenna says:

    Why would you allow or ask a photog to pose you like this? Ew.

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  27. Tay says:

    Pancakes? I thought those were tortillas

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  28. Tilde says:

    I don’t realy mind the pancakes (though I’ve seen better looking pancekes I agree we should discuss the photo, not the subject) nor the other props (it is after all a question of, ekhem, taste) but the gigantic wrinkled, tea stained paper towel serving as a background bothers me. Not to mention the unfortunate crop or the posing (if the hands were only just slightly moved towards her stomach the waist would look so much better). The white balance is also not doing much good to the pancakes or the skintone.

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    • Eric says:

      Agreed; this could possibly be quite playful and entertaining, if not particularly hot. My main issues are not so much the concept as the flat lighting, dull background, and the weird angle and crop that deform the model’s shape.

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  30. justme says:

    When they said “sausage party”, I had something entirely different in mind…

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  31. Thom Thom says:

    Oh man…I had a blast reading thru the comments. Holy schitt…my stomach hurts.

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