We’d cry if we were covered in that many watermarks too!
Selective butt coloring, that’s a new low!
Okay, we get that she’s supposed to be the “bait” but what is this guy trying to catch!?
Come on Fauxtog! It’s their 30th wedding anniversary! Don’t stop at only three poorly blended photos, you might as well get a whole 30 of them in there!
At least she was kind of smiling when her head was removed from her body!