Well done fauxtog, you made what was probably a very cute little girl look absolutely terrifying. Don’t make eye contact! She will absorb your soul.

When will fauxtogs learn? Grey is not a nice color for newborns!

It’s like the child is asking, “why? Why did you do this to me?”

This photo has all the right elements! Selective coloring, blur, unnecessary nudity and of course a wrinkled backdrop.

At least when this little angel face planted from the sky, there was a nice fluffy towel under their face!