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Ghost Car

Photographer thinking : Aw, that would have been a cute shot if my car tire hadn’t been in there. Oh well, onto the next one.

Fauxtog thinking : Aw, that would have been a cute shot if my car tire hadn’t been in there, I bet I salvage it though! It was my best shot!

A Real Classy Shot

So was the fauxtog just creeping in too close, or did he take his pants off and that’s them on the floor in the corner of the image? Hilarious that he would not either notice or attempt to correct the jean photobomb.

Booger Bunny

A concept that fauxtogs just can’t seem to grasp is that not everything you take is worth throwing a watermark on and showcasing in your portfolio… Now someone get the poor bunny a tissue!

Professional Picnik Editor

Quote : ” *Bleep* Photography can also take your existing photos and edit them for you. ”

Well praise Picnik, just what I’ve always wanted! Take my poor quality self pics and change them into something even worse…

Easter Bunny Barf

Fauxtog – “Oh don’t worry, because the Easter Bunny seems to have thrown up on this image, I’m giving you 10% off!”