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Little Green Umbrella

We realize it’s not overly offensive, edited to a ridiculous degree or of something crazy, but it’s still just so bad. The underarm shadows, stained carpet, horrible facial expression and pose… Definitely fauxtography!

25 Comments
  1. izzy says:

    Looks like she had her period on the carpet. Poor girl.

       11 likes

  2. erkgopek says:

    How are you exposing this shit by covering their names? \
    They should be hunted down and burnt in the streets for their sins

       20 likes

  3. nine says:

    even Walmart wouldn’t use tihs in their flyers…

       3 likes

  4. Crystal says:

    Because.. When the sun shines we’ll shine together, told you I’ll be here forever…

       3 likes

  5. Michelle says:

    She looks like a poster child for domestic abuse.

       8 likes

  6. Mike says:

    Sexy!!!

       2 likes

  7. A photographer says:

    Horizonal stripes were a bad choice. Also the pose is the opposite of what it should be. Leaning back makes the lower body look larger which might be an issue with this subject.

       1 likes

  8. Next time the photographer should try leaving the lens cap on.

       17 likes

  9. Hanimex Omelette says:

    “Get it right, Buster, Or I’m going to take this umbrella and poke your eyes out!”

       1 likes

  10. S.G.C. says:

    That pose, that umbrela… That elbow.. It’s just so bad…

       1 likes

  11. Pastelle says:

    It looks like the umbrella pierces the head, that frightens me!

       1 likes

  12. Egglington says:

    Awkward posing, flat lighting, and thats just two ways this could be improved. I can think of at least a dozen creative things you could do with an umbrella.

       2 likes

  13. Gracie says:

    The underarm shadows almost look like a bad job of spot removing underarm hair….shoulda left it in….it would have added something to this picture.

       4 likes

  14. Whitney says:

    She looks like she’s flipping the bird to someone to her left.

       3 likes

  15. stef says:

    Perfect example of why gear (while important) does not trump experience and education.

       6 likes

  16. katie says:

    I can’t get past the stained carpet…ick

       3 likes

  17. Mrs Woo Mrs Woo says:

    This is just ugly. I wonder is some of the stuff that gets posted here is because they know the customer will be insulted if they don’t put something from a shoot up so they look at everything, it’s all horrible and just grab the first one they ‘finish’?

       0 likes

  18. Annoyed says:

    I can never get past these f***ing shadows! I can’t describe how much I hate that!

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  19. kat says:

    Not to mention, that was a really unfortunate scroll down. “Turn your knees to the side.” See – it’s not that difficult.

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  20. Twiggy says:

    I Literally wiped my screen thinking it was dirty as hell before realising it was the Tog’s lens….Is it THAT hard to clean your gear?

       1 likes

  21. artie fufkin says:

    this is the mark of a true amateur. I mean, there is NO SELECTIVE COLORING?

    WTF?????

       1 likes

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