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Is this hilarious because it’s Fauxtography or just because it’s hilarious?

36 Comments
  1. i am out of words for this one….

    yup, i cant even think of a joke for this

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  2. PGB says:

    I agree. I can’t think of a joke. That poor kid is in distress.

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  3. Mickey says:

    Nothing professional about this one. Feed the baby, then proceed with some tasteful photos!

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  4. Mitch says:

    Hilarious, hideous – same thing in this fauxtographer’s eyes…

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  5. AC says:

    Not really sure why people think that pictures of their baby crying is cute… I wouldn’t really want to post that everywhere. And it definitely doesn’t look professional at all. Looks like it was the actions of a point-and-shooter who thinks they’re a photographer.

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  6. Robert Korn says:

    On camera flash, the mark of the true professional.

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  7. Just when I thought this blog couldn’t make me ask “why tf would you do that?”, this happens!

    Why tf . . .

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  8. John Martin says:

    Best headline so far. Worst baby photo so far.

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  9. Pelham says:

    Nothing funny or cute about this at all. I’m not a mom but even I can see that baby is crying and/or really upset. Sad. On all levels.

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  10. Artie Fufkin says:

    I would stache this where nobody could see it

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  11. Artie Fufkin says:

    On second thought they nailed the rule of thirds since the stache is crooked on the upper lip but it’s actually artistic since it follows the rule of thirds

    Brilliant piece of art!

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  12. Bob Bob says:

    Oh the horror – Now I look like my dweeb father!

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  13. LOL, I was thinking like Artie. Does a descent job of not centering the subject.. but no, can’t even joke about this being a piece of sh.. of cr.. of ART! I can’t!

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  14. Mrs Woo Mrs Woo says:

    As a mom, I’m thinking that it looks like he’s ANGRY. I really don’t blame him much. I keep saying I will quit looking at this site (it makes me sure I could do this job better), but it’s like a train wreck…

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  15. BurninBiomass says:

    Should have saved this post for MOvember!

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  16. John says:

    This is horrible… Just wrong on so many levels…
    Rule one of good baby photography is to make sure the subject is happy and comfortable.
    If the baby isn’t you should stop right then and there until he/she has been calmed by the parents. Continuing to shoot is just pointless as you’ll never get a good, warm and loving picture.
    Now if the idea is to photograph the horrendous things stupid people do to children then this is a work of art.
    In conclusion… The photographer should be dumped on a remote island in shark infested waters with his camera and the mustache as his only food source.
    Such careless disrespect for the well being of the subject is just inexcusable.

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  17. meggy says:

    It’s a bad picture. Poor focus, bad lighting, bad background….. Mustache is in the wrong place, dummy looks silly, and poor babe is upset. Want this on your wall, even if it was your kid? I don’t think so. Send it to doting granny? No way.

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  18. Sarah Clark says:

    Not a photographer, but a mom of five here. There are actual tears in that baby’s eyes, which means the crying has gone on much longer than it should. This baby is in real distress, the screaming, terrified, angry kind of distress. There are pics of babies pouting or almost crying that make a mom go, “Awwwwwwww!” and there is this picture. It makes my mama bear instincts want to reach through the photo, find the parents standing by (or maybe even laughing at the “funny” pictures being taken), and smack them. Hard. Then take a picture of the aftermath…

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  19. Gal with a Camera says:

    The pacifiers kinda ruins the whole “mustache look”. ;)

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  20. lora says:

    Aww, I just want to pick that poor little baby up. This one makes me sad :(

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  21. NicCole says:

    The kid just realized he’s being raised by hipsters. I’d be pissed too.

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  22. TollToll says:

    Oh look he’s crying, let’s add a mustache.

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  23. Tag says:

    thing is she is so arrogant about her work on her facebook page with stuff like “One of my most recent edits. And some people think photography is just being able to take a picture…”

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    • Me says:

      I’m so glad you feel this way about my work, too bad you couldn’t just tell me you didn’t like it…

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    • IamMe says:

      I’m glad you enjoy my work! Too bad you are using a picture from when I actually didn’t know what I was doing…

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      • U R Stupid says:

        I for one do not enjoy your work….and i think the rest of the people on here would agree with me. why would you offer this as a service if you had no idea of what you were doing? that is your excuse for taking a crappy picture? i loathe this picture it is disgusting that you are so arrogant and full of yourself to see you are not a photographer. I think everyone here is telling you they don’t like it. it is people like you who make it hard for real photographers out there. the ones who do it for a living, who have gone to school and are now trying to support themselves. it makes me sad that anyone can call themselves a professional now, and offer “professional services” i wish i could find the rest of your work, you still probably don’t know what you are doing…..

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      • Erun Cristine says:

        but i didn’t let not knowin wut i was doing stop me from followin my dreams. i still made facebook page and posted my photos and offered to charge people fur my services, u know what? so people b cheap asses an thy bought it!

        sense dis pictur i have mastered pop up flash, out of focus, textures, bad liting, photo contests, makin cool water marks an followin all things photography on facebook!

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      • Me says:

        I didn’t charge them for the service. I was practicing on taking pictures. Nobody starts out taking pictures perfectly. Obviously, this isn’t perfect. You’re just a mean person with a bad attitude and RUDE. Sorry I come off as arrogant but I really love taking pictures and I hope to become better as I get more practice and continue learning. Your negative comments just encourages me to strive to be better. Also, you must not be very good yourself if you wont even reveal who you are…:)

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      • u stupid hoe, you a, you a, stupid hoe says:

        “I didn’t charge them for the service. I was practicing on taking pictures. Nobody starts out taking pictures perfectly. Obviously, this isn’t perfect. You’re just a mean person with a bad attitude and RUDE. Sorry I come off as arrogant but I really love taking pictures and I hope to become better as I get more practice and continue learning. Your negative comments just encourages me to strive to be better. Also, you must not be very good yourself if you wont even reveal who you are…:)”

        …..says the person who calls themselves “me”

        also to ask the same question as some of the other people on here. why start a page if you don’t know what you are doing? why not just keep it among your “friends” and not try to sell yourself (lie) to the world by offering services and skills you don’t have?

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  24. Kate says:

    This poor baby! Im not a mom either, but this poor little guy is obviously not happy.. Did they think that it was cute that he was crying..? I mean, goooooodness! :P

    i don’t think they ever would pop up here, but I think if I saw my pictures on here I would die :P I don’t claim to be a professional or anything (I just like taking and messing with pictures) but I do watermark my pictures, (because I have had someone take my picture and not give me credit, very annoying) giving the appearance that I think i am :P haha Oh well :P

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  25. Michael says:

    Whose the FB idiot who “likes this”?

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  26. Erun Cristine says:

    actually i didn’t know what i wuz doing when i started out. i had just bought my camera at the therift store an decied to becum a fauxtographer. i found out that takin pics is easy even though i know people say u cant just pic up a camera an take pics. i proved them wrong i am on dis blog aint i? c i show u how to b a professnul jus like me. all u need tu take pics is a camera [u dunt need a fancy 1 just 1 wit buttuns] an 1 of does boxy things that pop up an makes light cum out. den u knead props witch is ez cuz u can get does off de internet fur free wit ur printher. den u knead photoshop becuz that is wut professionals have. it has a thingy on it so u cun mak ur marky thing fur ur biziness so no 1 can steel ur awsum photoes. plus it has textures, an cool filters that help make sucky photos all good. den u mak facebbook page an invite all ur friends to like it so people no u legit an stuff. den u nag ur friends to let u take awsum pics liike dis an u post them on ur page and ta du u a professinal photgrapher now! i didnt knwo wut i wuz doin whn i took this pic but i still got on dis blog so u know i gots skillz

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