How To Poop In Heels
Posted on: October 3, 2012. 45 Comments
An awesome demonstration of how to deal if nature calls when you’re out on the town!
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strain….RRRRRR its comin out, get ready to take the picture!!!!
HAHAHAHA!
Don’t vagal out! Haaaaaahahahaha!
Who, for God’s sake would consider that pose “sexy”?
That’s pretty hot in my book!
I don’t want to read your book…
I’d hit it!
Your book is a sad, desperate place.
OMG, I sprayed my monitor
I learned the hard way to stop drinking things before viewing this site!
Flattering.
“Who, for God’s sake would consider that pose “sexy”?”
A coprophiliac maybe?
Seriously? This is just nasty!
At least the Abe Lincoln beard frames that straining face nicely. If she had only straddled more widely, the cellulite dimples might have been (almost) avoided.
Lol, pop that butt, back it up, show me what your mother gave you!
Claaaasssy and Arsey
Oh my! The real question to ask is who would put their name on that as an example of their work?
Is she really a man peeing in the bushes? It’s gross…anyway you look at it…it’s just gross.
That’s a “Help me, I’m being held against my will!” look if ever I saw one.
I know, never the look you want on a model.
Well, maybe someone does, but hopefully they are receiving appropriate counselling.
Great, now I need to go use the bathroom ;P
I wish I could stop laughing long enough to pour a bucket of bleach over my eyes.
I just don’t understand…I can’t make sense out of this…
Seriously it looks like she’s pretending to pee like a man.
Seriously? I’m a man and I sure as hell don’t stand like that when I pee!
I hope that’s not an elementary school in the background.
lol! Or a detention center!
something about this girl looks strangely familiar. I can’t work out how I know her face!
Okay, besides the horrible thought that we caught this chick relieving herself in the palm trees, what is going on around her neck? Did her yashmak slip? Does she have a strange new kind of beard? I’m very, very puzzled by the whole black void under her chin.
I didn’t even notice the Amish beard thing until you mentioned it. I was too mesmerized by her deuce form.
She has the underside of her hair dyed black. Its probably all meeting in the middle creating the black void beard you speak of.
She looks miserable and seems to be in pain. Yay her for hiring a fauxtog who’d even think to suggest such a terrible pose. *sigh*
Looks like she just pooped out the name of the fauxtographer.
Start with the pose, and then go to the lack of lighting and knowledge of how to use it.
I wonder if this is one of those “we’re looking for the 10 best backsides in ….. ” things… if so – why would this be in your (or anyone’s) portfolio?
Who would want to have THEIR image plastered all over the internet looking like THAT? Seriously… what model in their right minds wouldn’t be SCREAMING “NOOOOOOO!” at the top of their lungs to the suggestion of this ‘pose’ (if you can call it that)?
Reminds me of a recent add campaign for the luxury hotel ‘The Standard’ which features a model in a short skirt peeing on a rug. It takes a lot of colors to make a rainbow.
I also remember seeing something like this for an ad campaign for hemorrhoid cream. It takes a lot of cream to make those clear up.
I can’t take my eyes of the skirt. It doesn’t look real. It looks like it was photoshopped on!
That’s cause it’s nice a plump under there dawg. The good stuff in life. Don’t you wish your woman had a booty that big?
What’s up with her pointy beard
It’s like she came across a pedo hiding in the bushes outside a school.
“Oh! A fauxtographer! Take my picture!”
“Uh, okay yeah, pretend like your dropping a fresh one! No, turn your toes out more! Yeah, that’s it, now scram!”
She looks naughty
well obviously she wasn’t happy with the shot–she is trying to shit on the fauxtog’s logo, after all.
I was number 666 to like this one.. is that a bad thing? LOL
The story behind this pic: While out trying to make that dollar she saw a car driving by so she was just doing a little advertising and they snapped this pic. She wanted them to know that she’s open for business…literally.