How very tasteful…
Wow… my wife is 32 weeks along, such inspiration for our photoshoot! lol…
My eyes have just been violated. Please help me.
ewww! distasteful all the way around!
She looks oddly like Kristen Stewart…does anyone else see that?
Lol Marshall from how I met your mother crossed with kristsn Stewart .. Disgusting someone should tell them to get rid of this photograph. Just disgusting.
And he looks like Jason Segel’s older and much creepier brother.
She even has the same smile… I mean, not-smile!
Well at least she was airbrushed to the point where she looks 12!
I propose a contest to try to create a photo that would be worthy of inclusion on this site. (smearing petroleum jelly on my D800)
Gross! Why would such a good-looking person do this to herself? (Or let a fauxtog do this to her?) AHHH!
What the Hell????
What in the h*ll is this? I feel like I am being subjected to porn. This is not intimate it is trashy
I wonder how that conversation went? “Hey, Ive got an idea, you both get naked and sit on this black sheet, Ill use my pop up flash and it will look so cute!” I bet the guy is thinking….”Are you F***ing serious” and his girl is like “Oh Come on Honey, Please…… If you don’t Ill never talk to you again” and the fauxtog is thinking “Oh Yeah….just scored a YNAP worthyshot! Woohoo!”
She looks 12 and he looks like Chester the Molester! Look at the creepy look on his face! Somebody call child protective services!
Ugh! What an ugly, nasty mess! Or is it a joke? It is in bad taste then add to that the pathetic photography skills and it’s a classic Fauxtog. And this was posted publicly?! Hmm why did he shave his legs?
Yeah, now you mention it…..the only guys I know who shave their legs are a) elite cyclists, b) elite swimmers and c) drag queens. Buddy doesn’t look nearly fit enough to be either of the first two and I seriously doubt he’s a drag queen.
I think the fauxtog probably airbrushed the hair off his legs. lol
GROSS! In so many ways! Only one of those being her yellow-green skin. And seriously, at this point, why is she even wearing panties?
Let’s be honest. My money is on that the, and I use the term loosely, “photographer” was a guy and just wanted to see her chest.
What beautiful memories they’ll be able to share with their child…………. NOT!
Why is she yellow?
I think she needs to see a doctor.
that makes me have a frowny face
The only positive I can see in this is that she cannot get pregnant again. What the F. This is seriously like a cover of a peggo porn dvd.
what in gods name.
Wait, is that Bella and Edward?? Ewwww.
Eeeeeewwwwwwwww!!!! I threw my iPad down in disgust, and then stupidly picked it back up again, and didn’t keep my eyes closed. I usually share YANAP features with my teen daughter so we can have a good laugh together, but this?!!? I don’t ever want to view porn with her. Ugh! This tog needs to be stopped!
Dammit! This photo just gave me syphilis!
The client views the togs work: “Oh, that’s perfect! Can I order a 2 metre canvas of this to put up in my lounge, so that all my friends can come round and see how wonderful we look together…”
“Hey mom! I found some pictures of you and Dad from a few years…. AUUUUGHHH!”
beyond the creepy/hideous concept and bad posing/lighting, the skin tones are what bother me most…his body is so creamy white with a pink face and yellow arms and she is just all-over yellow?
If the image is cropped to just their heads & shoulders and color balanced properly, it could be a fairly decent portrait…
Bring on the eye bleach!
She might want to see the doctor about that jauntice problem….
I’m just a model and don’t know much but WTF???? I don’t always comment but again WTF? I AM a former lighting designer and his left leg is blinding white… As a nutritionist I’m not sure her and the baby will make it to delivery with the liver failure she’s obviously experiencing and I think he’s got an iron deficiency issue! Oh wait, it was the fauxtog’s idea of either lighting/editing skin tone… and I feel like I just saw porn at work! I’m going for a drink before I resume work! Question for the photog’s and editors… did they almost do selective colour on his head? Or is that lighting? Or is it me not knowing anything?
Oi, I’m a former model, so no slagging them Obviously they’ve got nutritional issues, or the fauxtog is using mixed lighting. I don’t think they did anything to his face. If you look at his forearms they aren’t as pasty as the rest of him. Methinks he’s a redhead with the remnants of a farmer’s tan. And he may be a little embarrassed. I would be.
Stay Classy ‘Merica.
There’s “good” naked and there’s “bad” naked. This is very very bad.
I think I have the answer to why he’s shaved his legs
he’s taken that leg hair and glued it to his head
The picture could actually be better with just a little bit of colour correcting (better doesnt mean good…)
The picture could actually be better with just a little bit of colour correcting (better doesnt mean good…) check the edited version: http://picturepush.com/public/11324367
Ok, seriously, you guys really need to get a life- No this is not mine, but I do know the people in it and have since I was little. It doesn’t need to be up here for Everyone in the world to see, it really just shouldn’t be on the net at all. Was you guys really not coddled enough as children or whats the deal? Seriously??? you people make me and the rest of the world sick.You are the people who when they say your mom should have swallowed are talking about. I’m done-bye
OMG someone poke my eyes out….I think I am going to vomit. What were they thinking and do you think they think this looks good??????
1. Do they have jaundice?
2. Fauxtog forgot to photoshop out the leg hairs near his groin.
3. How did they end up together? Drunken night gone wrong?
4. Nice tattooed ring. Classy!
5. Let me go barf.
What’s with the skin tones???
We are perfectly healthy, jaundice free, livers functioning properly couple who were called upon to take some photos for a photographer we knew of. Which by the way was not the best idea in hindsight considering the photographer wouldnt release all the pics to us in fear of “bad photos getting out and making him look like a bad photographer.” No child molestation here we are both of age. PS we did not meet on a drunken night, we are both big perverts who were former swingers and happened to fall in love… He has a silver tongue and an awesome cock! To all of you with your wild comments, I am sure there are some not so good pics of you running around somewhere he he… Peace be with you
He looks like a rapist.
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