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Friends Who Are Tied Together, Stay Together

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Tying these ladies together with shiny red fabric really helps to show just how good of friends they are! Bravo fauxtog, bravo…

  1. Faith S. says:

    wth? seriously? wow.


  2. Reality Visions says:

    Hmmmm ummmmmmm Mabye they are a couple?


  3. Falcon Gtho says:

    /\ This. Im thinking lesbos. Again, another example of the customer “demanding”.


  4. Abel says:

    The bow matches the hair!


  5. smudge says:

    Maybe they “tied the knot”? I dunno, all I can see is a 3-legged race. Pretty ladies, though.


  6. Sarah says:

    They stole that fabric from a Vegas wedding table. Falcon is one of those desperate people who want to see lesbianism in everything…


  7. Steven Webb says:

    fauxtographer / faux conjoined twins.


  8. James says:

    Horrible lighting, horrible props, horrible setup, horrible idea, horrible composition, horrible shot….have I left anything out?


  9. aswicks says:

    You left out horrible shadows from the on camera flash.


  10. Melissa says:

    Um, as a “lesbo” myself, yes…that’s a good guess…but I don’t know any that would want to be tied together (well, at least like this). You left out the horrible vignetting/fading out around the whole picture.


  11. Peter says:

    I don’t think they’re lesbian as their pose is far too awkward for people who are intimate.

    This is depressing coming here. :(


  12. judi says:

    Bwahahaaaaaaa it looks like the gal on the right is named Eileen! Get it? One leg? Leaning? Oh shut up.


  13. Ruth says:

    Ok not nice with the slag term usage of Lesbos instead of Lesbians! The people in the image are poorly placed, has nothin to do with their sexual preference. Faux, as for the picture, bad staging, werid shadows, over sized bow, and the thin girl needs an angle to make her 3 dimentional! Plus werid boarder darkening!


  14. Wsroadrunner says:

    Someone must have gotten a new Rebel for Christmas


  15. spike says:

    What really makes this photo not-good…apart from the obvious use of onboard flash, is the angle. It looks like it was taken with a wide-angle lens and at about waist-height to the subjects. Thus the larger lady looks unfortunately even larger, and both heads appear rather large in comparison to their feet.


  16. BurninBiomass says:

    Perhaps they are Siamese twins attached at the… well… nevermind.


  17. Dave says:

    bad concept, bad lighting, bad pose, bad photoshop job….Just plain bad.

    even if the couple had wanted to be posed with a ribbon tying them together there are a ton of better ways to do it.


  18. Toto says:

    pop up flash and 3 leged siamese!


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