You Are Not a Photographer http://youarenotaphotographer.com Exposing fauxtographers since 2011 Tue, 21 May 2013 03:02:01 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1 Frightened Boudoir http://youarenotaphotographer.com/frightened-boudoir/ http://youarenotaphotographer.com/frightened-boudoir/#comments Sun, 19 May 2013 21:58:35 +0000 the editor http://youarenotaphotographer.com/?p=9839

Frightened… Just the look you want for a boudoir shoot!

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He died of lung cancer…

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At least this photo is so blurry that the lady’s identity is basically safe! Wait, is that my mom!?

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She’s looking for her ring. She’s pretty sure some Hobbits stole it.

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I think your baby might be broken?

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We’re guessing her weakness probably has nothing to do with kryptonite…

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Just one last time as a single guy!

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Someone help, that giant lady bug is squishing the baby!

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Not only is this just a very lame photo, it was posted sideways too! You know you’re a fauxtog when you can’t even figure out how to rotate an image!

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Of course the color in this photo shows the potential flatulence radius. You better watch it kid!

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