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Fauxtogs Make Kids Cry…

Your images aren’t the only things that suffer when you hire a fauxtographer! Click through to see our first Unhappy Kids Collection!

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25 Comments
  1. Kat says:

    I “chucked a mental” as well looking at this crap.

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  2. Rufus T. Firefly says:

    Someone actually named their kids Rayne and Shyne?!?!

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    • Axl says:

      I don’t understand, why do you say so?

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    • Amy says:

      Sadly, they’re not even close to the worst names I’ve hears for kids. One of my friends had twins the other day and named them Blymp and Zepplin (considering who the mother is, I’m not 100% sure the misspellings were intentional).

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  3. Angela says:

    The lighting and white balance are making me cry.

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  4. Lily says:

    Wow, I see eyes…and a mouth I think….

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  5. fbear says:

    It looks like a 3-headed monster!!!!

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  6. Nightrose Nightrose says:

    Chucked a mental…..sounds like a Kiwi-ism.

    Poor kids, they’ll never live those names down, or indeed this photo.

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  7. mjp says:

    Those kids look like Kuato from Total Recall!

    “Quaid… Quaid…
    Start the reactor. Free Mars…”

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  8. TollToll says:

    THIS is a prime PERFECT example of why you shouldn’t grade yourself a “professional” by the words of peers.

       2 likes

  9. Dave says:

    Looks like it was shot on a Diana using 5 year old slide film.
    Hipster kids. :/

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  10. I vow to never name my future children completely idiotic names like Rayne and Shyne. (Or name a boy any name with a “y” in place of another vowel like Aaidyn, or name a girl Nevaeh, Charity, Chastity, etc.) LOL

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  11. Gracie says:

    wow…babies….it took me a minute to figure out what the pillow said….then i was like ???? that baby is definitely more than one month old…..yep….looks like they accidentally took a picture with their camera phone.

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  12. rowe says:

    It looks like a kidnapping picture!!!

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  13. BurninBiomass says:

    Worst….. earrings ….. ever.

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  14. Bernie says:

    I don’t understand the selective coloring “dead baby” look. This should never be a thing. Ever.

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  15. Annabel says:

    I clicked through the whole lot. Now I has the sads. :(

       2 likes

  16. Hanimex Omelette says:

    The incredible Three Headed Transplant.

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  17. meggy says:

    Nice set of tonsils there

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  18. Aub says:

    Only thing that would’ve made this better…. If the adult was crying too… Then it would be PERFECT! LOL

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  19. Twiggy says:

    If my parents named my brother and I “Rayne and Shyne” I’d be screaming too….wow

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  20. Le says:

    I think the person in the pic was just trying to take a selfie with the 2 kids and they just happened to be crying at the same time so they put it up on FB to share the funny moment…I don’t think it was meant to be an example of a good photo…

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