No one messes with that baby!
Is this supposed to be sexy? Or did she just get tangled up in a curtain?
We’re not really sure what’s going on here. Why is she so dirty? Is she planning to jump!? Don’t do it! You’ll probably feel better if you just…
Unless the Fauxtog is in fact blind, we’re not sure why this image was both posted and watermarked!
Look what Santa’s bringing you for Christmas this year! I wonder what else he has in that sack?
One head, two bodies, just the look every bride wants!
At least the subject’s identity is a secret since her face is so blurry!
Why is his foot emitting that strange orange glow?
Oh, how completely natural looking!