You Are Not a Photographer - Bad Photography Blog

Always nice when a Fauxtog can make Man’s Best Friend appear dead!

Watch out! A dingo is about to steal your baby!

A quick look back at some of our favorite images of 2012 and our version of The Night Before Christmas. Make sure you check out all 6 pages!

Twas the night before Christmas and everywhere online, all of the fauxtogs were starting to shine. The portraits were airbrushed well beyond repair, creating doubts that Grandma ever actually had any wrinkles there.

Aw, a puppy! Wait, it’s a puppy right? Do we win a prize if we get it correct?

This fauxtog boasts 20 years of photography experience and features this POS photo in his section of “Animals”. Since he didn’t even get the whole kitten in his shot and it’s very out of focus, we’re assuming the animal that he meant to showcase here is that giant dust bunny attached to that filthy broom in the background.