Don’t Monday mornings just make you feel like a pregnant woman laying under a big arch bleeding color onto the grass? Yea, same here…

Belly Baby is shocked that the fauxtog thought this was a good idea.

It appears as if she’s wrapped in plastic? Maybe she’s just trying to keep the baby fresh.

Such a great way to take pregnancy photos if you’re part of the witness protection program! Oh wait no, even then it’d still be awful in every way.

I wonder if they’ll name him Casper?

Editing a ultrasound image of your unborn child onto your baby bump never looks anything but terrifying! Yet they just keep trying…

Her hairy baby was trying to escape so they tied it in with that pretty yellow bow.