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Blurry In Black

Perhaps the fauxtog tripped and dropped the camera to get this shot?

24 Comments
  1. Will says:

    But they are all definitely professional models

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  2. Tammy says:

    Whoa… it’s so smexy my vision is blurry!

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  3. A photographer says:

    I guess you don’t want that scraped up bumper too visible.

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  4. BurningBiomass says:

    Blurry is slimming.

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    • HennyM says:

      i don’t get the gold and tan colored shoes with the black outfits…

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      • HennyM says:

        and i was wondering why the comment box was in the middle of the comments… i guess i need sleep. maybe the photo is not blurry at all, maybe it’s a problem with my eyes.

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  5. bob says:

    is there a “your not a model” site?

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    • Josh says:

      To perhaps a “you’re” not a model site. Still, the photos job is to take good photos. You can’t blame the model for being blurry. Unless he/she is a ghost. Then go ahead.

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      • Koba says:

        Josh, it’s not that they’re blurry, it’s that they’re just slumping, not trying, and are generally not good to look at. Crappy “models” or probably just 3 very average girls he found walking down the street. Not photo material.

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    • Canaduck says:

      Damn, I accidentally gave you a thumbs up, Koba. That was unintentional.

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  6. Rhin says:

    That there is Art! lol

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  7. Hanimex Omelette says:

    They move so fast, they’re a blur even standing still!

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  8. Josh says:

    Perhaps the fauxtog also only has one foot like the unfortunate model up front. It’s hard to hold the camera steady when you’re balancing one one foot.

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  9. James says:

    Hate to be the one to ask, but where is the evidence that this is the work of a Fauxtog? Could just be an ordinary Joe’s Facebook pic….

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    • Maggie says:

      That is such a solid point. My Facebook friends are always posing people around cars for snapshots.

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    • kbee says:

      You have a point, what with the lack of watermark or unobscured Facebook ‘X Photography’ page title. I might be grasping, though, but the poster’s icon does seem to hint at least some interest in photography. (Same three women in black sitting for a portrait?)

      Would like clearer indications this is a fauxtog and not someone messing around.

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  10. AbsyntheGreene says:

    Just love the bright blue dumpster in the background.

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  11. MDS says:

    wait, I’ve definitely seen images where the focus is just off, but is there actually a focus ANYWHERE in this image? It’s like a puzzle.

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  12. Mrs Woo Mrs Woo says:

    Photography like this makes me believe my son (whose experience so far is mostly stealing my camera when it is already set up and clicking some exposures before handing it back) could start a professional photography business any day! When I switched to back button focusing he didn’t even ask questions and somehow managed to accidentally get the subject in focus anyhow!

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  13. dave says:

    No focus – no direction given to the models… and the front model’s left leg is missing in action. Learn Exposure, Focus and Depth of Field before you publish a photo to the web… please.

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  14. Insanehmong says:

    OMG SMH CTFU LMAO <<< all those apply

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  15. Tomas says:

    It looks horrible. But is this taken by someone who pretends to know what he/she is doing, or is it just a snapshot by Joe Public. If the latter, then it’s not cool to mock it.

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  16. Alpha says:

    I’m glad it’s blurred ….

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