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Maybe she should have asked the magic mirror to show her how these photos were going to turn out…
Prego Spaghetti Sauce… Because how else are you going to tell your friends and family that you’re having a child?
Happy birthday?
F.A.C.E : Featureless Ageless Careless Edit
Now for your engagement shoot, I’m thinking we’ll just make you blurry blobs in the background and what I really want to focus on is the barbed wire…
“Anybody want to play in a big pile of roses for Valentines?” … I don’t actually have any roses, but I can do a really bad Photoshop job…
We really don’t care how much you like chocolate cake, stop using it in messy cake smash sessions with your toddlers! It’s nauseating!
Woman seeking strong man with cave of his own.