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Best Photo

If this is one of your best photos, I seriously don’t even want to see the rest.

Food for Thought: Chances Are You Suck

Follow the link for this article. My favorite section: “Your Facebook friends, your Twitter followers… hate you.  Instead of taking ten seconds to say. “This doesn’t work. You…

Love Mail From Alex

Dear Youarenotaphotographer.com, In my opinion your website is perfect and just the right dose of medicine for fauxtogs and photographers alike. I am a photographer and I started…

Triangle Hands?

I guess this is supposed to be a “heart hands” photo, but looks more like triangle hands to me, oh and the focus is awful.

Drink Up, If You Like Babies

Cheers? I don’t think I can drink to this. Not only is it a baby in a glass. It’s a baby dressed in a Christmas outfit in a…

Feet First

Apparently disembodied feet are really hot right now, oh and date stamps of course, they’re…timeless.

An Unfortunate Pentax Ad

What were they thinking? Follow the link for the ad.

Fantasy

I’m sorta thinking this is genius. The fauxtog happens upon this girl with a unicorn, and obviously since it’s a unicorn, she takes a quick snap shot and…

Do you need a vediorgrapher?

So if I knew what the hell a vediographer did, I might be interested. All I can think of is velociraptor. I really hope the two aren’t related….