January 2013 Page 1 of 3

Horsey Acrobatics

Well this looks real! Real RIDICULOUS! Seriously she’s bigger than the poor horse she’s supposed to be standing on.

Blurry Baby Hat Bum

Obviously if your subject is not in focus, you should show it in your online portfolio anyways!

Little Green Umbrella

We realize it’s not overly offensive, edited to a ridiculous degree or of something crazy, but it’s still just so bad. The underarm shadows, stained carpet, horrible facial…

Ghost Child

Wouldn’t this look wonderful hanging over a fireplace? …. In a haunted house…

Playing In The Waves

…. At least she appears to be enjoying herself? However we’re pretty sure the Fauxtog could not have taken a more unflattering photo!

Dreadlock Disaster

This does not look cool.

What The Crap?

What…!? Why…!? Eww…

Santa’s Bored

“Ho Ho… Whatever just take the damn picture already…”

Boudoir Burn

Unless these were taken for someone with a sunburn fetish (which we’re not even sure exists) this is just awful!… Scratch that, even if you’re into sunburns this…