May 2012 Page 3 of 5

They’ve Got Balls

Wedding apparel in walmart? Certainly a portfolio worthy shot! The big blue balls and bicycles give it a nice feel.

The Red Glow Of Matrimony

Everyone wants wedding photos they can look back at over the years and ask, “wait, is that us?”

Concerned Baby

Baby’s thoughts : “Now if those chicks get out of the plastic eggs, will they attempt to eat me? Should I attempt to eat them?”

Bridal BM

When ya gotta go ya gotta go, even on the big day… Where were her bridesmaids I wonder? They should at least be holding her dress up for…

Red Shorts

At least the guy in the red shorts seems to have posed for the photo as well!

Pink Eye Photography

Really horrible selective coloring resulting in what appears to be an unfortunate case of pink eye? There’s a visine for that!

Brown Eyed Girl

Well done fauxtog, you made what was probably a very cute little girl look absolutely terrifying. Don’t make eye contact! She will absorb your soul.

Blurry Grey Baby

When will fauxtogs learn? Grey is not a nice color for newborns!

Big Flower or Small Baby

It’s like the child is asking, “why? Why did you do this to me?”