April 2012 Page 5 of 8

Magic Orb?

It appears this baby holds some sort of magical orb that causes the world around her to be horribly edited!

Worst Possible Angle

Oh fauxtog, why would you do this to the poor girl?

Ageless Airbrush

Fauxtog : “Grandma look, in this picture I made you look like you’re 20 again! I’m so talented…”

That’s Got To Be Bad Luck

Weddings and graveyards always go hand in hand!

Boa Baby

Pink boas and pearls really scream infant, don’t they? Congrats fauxtog, this image hurts both my eyes and my soul.

Lawsuit Waiting To Happen

Poor baby.

Saturated Baby

Looks like the fauxtog really wanted to make that raincoat and bow pop… Unfortunately it now looks like this baby is trying very hard to poop.

Pretty Dress, Horrible Photo

Oh just toss your baby on the bed there and I’ll get a great pic of them, I’m a pro afterall.

Blurry Is Best?

What’s black and white and blurry all over? This photo!