April 2012 Page 2 of 8

Freaking Fucsia

The saturation here not only hurts the eyes, it makes the subject’s look a little zombiesque.

Not A Keeper

Seriously, this is included in a fauxtog’s Gallery? Open mouth in the background, cropped off chin, nothing about this picture says “professional”.

Baby Manhattan?

So when Dr Manhattan was a child, he wasn’t blue? Or did this baby just eat a halogen lamp?

Don’t Be Afraid

Don’t be afraid, those aren’t the glowing eyes of a demon emerging from what appears to be a church, it’s just the reflection of the flash off this…

Rebel Angel

What the heck?

He Has A $2000.00 Camera…

Don’t Shoot

We’d have liked to see this as a “No More Selective Coloring” protest poster! Unfortunately that isn’t the case. Oh and Fauxtog, you missed a hand.

Barbie In The City

Oh look it’s Big City Barbie! Good job Fauxtog, you made both your subject and background look super fake.

Pabst Blue Bachelorette

Excellent job fauxtog, that blue border really helped this photo! Well, helped to make it even more awful anyway.