March 2012 Page 2 of 3

Alien Planet

Really nice photo shoot on the planet Mars, unless of course that’s Earth and the fauxtog is just clueless.

Why So Sad?

Sadest happy couple I have ever seen. Shouldn’t you be smiling on your big day? Either way, Jesus is rolling his eyes about having to be part of…

The Color Of Her Voice Is Purple!

I love the vibrant color of her mouth. It just glows!

Why?

They are asking it, we are asking it. Just why?

Punch

Client – “So I’d really like the focus of my portrait to be my fist!” Fauxtog – “Awesome idea Bro!”

Deadly Butterflies

The butterflies circle their prey, preparing for the attack. The baby knows it.

Best Photo

If this is one of your best photos, I seriously don’t even want to see the rest.

Food for Thought: Chances Are You Suck

Follow the link for this article. My favorite section: “Your Facebook friends, your Twitter followers… hate you.  Instead of taking ten seconds to say. “This doesn’t work. You…

Love Mail From Alex

Dear Youarenotaphotographer.com, In my opinion your website is perfect and just the right dose of medicine for fauxtogs and photographers alike. I am a photographer and I started…